Existential Crisis Bob

Meet Existential Crisis Bob!

It was an average day in Bob’s average life when he suddenly asked himself “Who am I?”.

Since then, he’s been nestled in the shadows of his hoodie, thinking about the meaning of life and wondering if there is more to it than justBobbing around…

Unconditional Companion

Wrapped in his cozy yellow hoodie, Existential Crisis Bob honours self-discovery and will stand with you through moments of uncertainty and wonder, brightening up your days with his unique presence.

Cozy Thinker

Wearing his favorite hoodie, Existential Crisis Bob wraps his arms around his legs and magnetically seals his hands together, assuming his favorite thinking position. He’s flexible, though; if needed, he might even enjoy a quick stretching session.

Explore Life Together

Besides thinking, Existential Crisis Bob loves spending quality time together too. Share your favorite hobbies with him, whether it’s reading a good book, watching a movie, or quietly scrolling through social media for some time. He’ll be there for you, no matter what!

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